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We all know that Nolan is the Monty Hall of the NFL, and that if he had the opportunity to trade his grandmother, he would. I wanted to take a look around the league and see how the crop of players Nolan traded away have fared through the first week of the season. We'll continue to check periodically throughout the season to see who ended up with the better end of the deals, so far the advantage goes to the 49ers.Kevan Barlow: Barlow was perhaps the only player to actually contribute anything worthwhile to his team. He finished the day against the Titans with a whopping 35 yards and one touchdown. It was nice to see he kept his rushing average right around three yards per carry.
Ken Dorsey: Sunday against the Saints, Dorsey was 3 for 3 in origami swans, and managed to stay within the lines while coloring.
Brandon Lloyd: Lloyd opened the season on primetime, his chance to shine. He finished the evening with zero catches, but he did manage to write some new verses for his next rap album.
Cody Pickett: Well considering he didn't make the Texans squad, the 49ers didn't receive anything, so in a sense he was released. Pickett is currently working as a rodeo clown, and bussing tables at the local Bob's Big Boy.
Tim Rattay: Sunday against the Ravens, Rattay was inactive. Rumors are he gave Gruden's Hummer a nice detailing.
Mike Rumph: Rumph also opened the season on primetime, he managed to record three tackles and not get hurt.
Jamie Winborn: Winborn did see some action against the Ravens, but he produced nothing, however he did help out Rattay and rotated Gruden's tires.
Rashaun Woods: Woods is currently out of football, he was seen over the weekend participating in Turtle Wax's Bass Fishing 3000. He finished fourth by the way.
After watching the 49ers performance on Sunday, the early consensus is that the 49ers haven't lost out on trading away any of these players. Now if they could somehow manage to trade Kwame Harris...
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