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Joey Porter's Dogs Kill Horse

Sep 20, 2006 – 8:16 PM
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Ryan Wilson

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Under normal circumstances, I have a one-Joey-Porter-post-per-week rule because, frankly, that's about all anyone should be subjected to. But this one of those stories you don't sit one because of its sheer ridiculousness. From Pittsburgh affiliate WPXI:
RICHLAND TWP., Pa. -- Police in Richland Township said that Steeler Joey Porter's pit bulls killed a horse on Hill Haven Lane. Police said when they got to the scene, they called Porter. He cooperated with police, and police said that he was upset about what happened. The dogs are secured right now, and police are investigating. There could be charges filed against Porter eventually.
This is far and away much weirder than Porter impersonating Dave Chapelle impersonating Howard Dean. By like a zillion miles. What do you say after reading this: Well, at least Porter felt bad about the whole ordeal? Thank God it wasn't Barbaro?

And what do you think this "police investigation" will consist of? The K-9 guy yelling at Porter's dogs on their whereabouts on the night in question? The whole thing's just bizarre. Very, very bizarre. But hey, at least Ben Roethlisberger somehow managed not to get hurt, so that's a big plus for Steelers fans.
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