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Lou Holtz Is Totally On Top Of Things

Sep 23, 2006 – 6:09 PM
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Halftime of ECU-WVU, a surprisingly close 14-7 game. Highlight of a Cal punt return touchdown. Generic studio person: "Cal up 14-7. What makes them so good here, Lou Holtz?"

The deep insight of Holtz: "well, they just have tremendous talent." The deep knowledge of Holtz: "I think this is either Forsett or Lynch running this back.."

Generic studio person: "It's DeSean Jackson."

Holtz: "Well, they're just so talented."

Is there a person on the planet less qualifed at his job? Chuck Amato, put your hand down.

Also, this just in: Anthony Morelli is horrible. Just floated a horrible, horrible pass to a horribly covered receiver which was returned for your federally mandated annual Penn State-Ohio State interception return touchdown.
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