Keyshawn Piles on; Says He's Better Player, Man Than T.O.

Saying you're a better person than Terrell Owens is kinda like saying you're not as fat as Grady Jackson. Yeah, nobody is. It's not that big a deal. Still, Ted Bundy, Hannibal Lecter ... hell, even Michael Irvin can make the same claim. And you know what? I'm pretty sure Dallas head coach Bill Parcells would agree. In fact, there's probably not a day that goes by where Parcells wonders why the Cowboys just didn't re-sign Keyshawn Johnson.

As it stands, Johnson makes up one half of arguably the best receiving tandem in the league. The Cowboys? Well, Terry Glenn's having a great season. Terrell Owens? Not so much. But hey, at least people aren't piling on. Like, say, Keyshawn Johnson:

"I have heard all the talk about the Cowboys upgrading the position by replacing me with the player (Terrell Owens). The player is not better than me. He is going to stay behind me, I don't care what the statistics say. He is behind me from the draft to the world in general, in life as a person, as a man and as a player on the football field. I am complete. I am a finished product in every aspect."

The next time Owens yells "What the $!@* am I doing here?!?" maybe owner Jerry Jones can give him the answer. Because I'm not sure anybody else knows.