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Sean Payton's Little Secret

Oct 28, 2006 – 11:46 AM
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Tom Mantzouranis

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The cat's out of the bag, Payton. We don't need Maury Povich to check DNA and tell you that "You ARE the father!!!" while the audience screams and your baby's mama rejoices. Because the proof's in the pudding. Just look at that resemblance! How long did you think you could hide it from us?

Now, Frankie. Look at your long-lost father. You now know what you will look like in 30 years. Namely, the sides of your face will sag and your cheeks will look like they're ready to fall off. But, you're probably pretty good at creating an offensive gameplan. So get off the set and put on the headset. You've got a future in the NFL.
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