I hate Ohio State with a burning firey passion unmatched in all burning firey passion-offs I've participated in to-date. Ohio State fans are like me except they beat up cripples, set fire to their grandmothers, and drink enough to kill small manatees. Put us together and you will get only chaos and violence. We agree on nothing. The gap between us is unbridg--Hey, they hate Nickelback, too!
Steve Snapp, associate athletics director for communications, turned down a ticket request from the band Nickelback.Allllll right! Now we're communicating. Nickelback delenda est.
``I told them, `Not that I don't appreciate your music, but even if you were John Lennon and calling for four for the original Beatles, I couldn't do it,' '' Snapp said.




