The LA Times is reporting that all the calculations have been calculated and the decisions have been decided upon: it's Florida. In a futile effort to prevent myself from punching my monitor until my hand is a bloody stump, I am pleased to re-use this picture of a press conference with a guy holding a duck in a bow-tie. Ahhhhhhh.
Projected BCS matchups:
- Florida versus OSU in the Not-Fiesta Brought To You By Haphazard, Illogical Guesswork
- Michigan versus USC in the Rose Brought To You By Aaaaargh
- ND versus LSU in the Sugar Brought To You By Vicious Lopsided Beatdown
- Wake Forest Versus Louisville in the Orange Brought To You By Seriously, Wake Forest?
- Oklahoma versus Boise State in the Fiesta Brought To You By Wooo Ratings Bonanza.




