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ESPN Classic recently had a show where the top 32 teams of all time -- as chosen by who I don't know -- faced off in a votin' tournament. This proceeded smoothly, except for suspiciously strong support from a 1971 Nebraska team that though the forward pass was a small bird native to Tierra Del Fuego. Kirk Herbstreit protested. When the final ended up 1971 Nebraska versus 1995 Nebraska, Herbstreit was Not Amused and made that abundantly clear:
My favorite part is imagining the frantic phone calls from cable companies in Nebraska to ESPN headquarters:
Nebraska The Cable Guy: "THEY'RE COMING THROUGH THE WINDOWS! YOU'VE GOT TO SHUT HIM UP. ABORT! ABORT!"
ESPN Suit: "Herbstreit gets to say what he likes since he's really pretty. We can have Mark May and Lou Holtz help you out though."
NTCG: "Great! That's great. My soon-to-be corpse thanks you profusely."
(Via We Are The Postmen)
Herbstreit Is Not Amused, Nebraska
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