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I know we just started January, but still, this has to be the weirdest thing I've seen all year.
And this. And this. And oh, man, especially this.
Yes, you see, if we do not vote Tony Parker to this year's All-Star Game in Las Vegas, TP will be forced to waste away his night, not with Eva Longoria -- no, because that would make sense -- but, instead, by sitting in a dimly lit hotel room where he'll draw lines on oranges, knit a basketball net, throw popcorn in a cup, and/or play "going/not going" with some marguerites and a creepy voice-over. So sad. So Stephon Marbury-ish.
So please, stop this madness and get your derriere over to the voteforparker.com website now. Tony and his flash-savvy, viral marketing French minions thank you in advance!
Tony Parker Really Needs Your All-Star Votes
Jan 2, 2007 – 10:59 AM
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