Buffalo's View on Saban: Ha Ha Ha!

Dear Miami Dolphin fan,

These must be dark days for you. You were lied to repeatedly. And in the end, you were dumped on your butt by King Liar himself. Your head coach took a ton of money and left you. And you know what, Dolphin fan? You have only yourself to blame. Nick Saban had a track record of leaving behind jobs (you don't think he lied to a recruit or two in his day?) You really thought he would stay "forever and ever" in Miami? At least you'll know he'll somehow not make it to the end of his contract at Alabama. He'll worm his way out, just like he wormed his way out on you.

What's up with your owner? Wayne Huizenga seemed mellow discussing being dumped. I could understand if Saban left your team a better team. But he left your team a mess! Next year, you'll be pinning your hopes on a healthy Duante Culpepper return. Good luck with that! Oh, if only Saban had chose Drew Brees over the human turnover machine. Things might have been different. But then again, your defense isn't much better, with your two best players - Thomas and Taylor - on the wrong side of 30.

Say it out loud, Dolphins fans: Nick Saban was a liar, and a failure in the pros! Now doesn't that make you feel better? Some fans think it was a good thing to see him go. But I know you, Dolphin fan, must feel jilted.

Here's the advice from your friends in Buffalo: You don't have to look far for your next head coach. There is a man of with great offensive creativity and great character right on your staff, with NFL head coaching experience. Do the right thing, Wayne! Hire Mike Mularkey today!

Sincerely,

Gene

(with tongue firmly planted in cheek)

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