Brilliant photo (which we've plucked from Deadspin, who snagged it from the fellows at Indy Cornrows). Charlotte rookie Adam Morrison, oft-mocked for his porn-ish mustache and unruly locks, apparently has such a distinct look these days, some smart guy in Charlotte has decided to market the look.
How about calling it the Mo-Mullet? Though Morrison's bangs - feel free to question our masculinity for using that type of hair terminology - hardly resemble what's on that kid's head, the wig still works. It would be very cool for Shaq to show up to an interview sporting this look.
First thing that popped into our mind when we saw the photo: Morrison's favorite movie has to be Joe Dirt. Gotta be.
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