Along with lying in hammocks and being hand-fed grapes, this is exactly what I'd do if I ever made it to the 'L'.Brian Windhorst from the Akron Beacon Journal:
Former Cav and current L.A. Lakers guard Smush Parker drew attention last season, when he revealed that he'd removed the word ''Escalade'' from his custom Cadillac sport utility vehicle and substituted ''Smushcalade.'' Kings rookie Quincy Douby has taken the pun a little further. He's replaced "Escalade'' with silver lettering that reads ''Un-Douby-Lievable.''Man, I'm a sucker for puns, but that's just brilliant. Abso-Douby-ely brilliant!
And in other auto-NBA news, Matt Bonner sounds happy with his Pontiac Grand Prix:
"I respect the environment, and it has very good gas mileage. Sold."




