Joumana Kidd Dips into Albert Belle's Playbook

At the risk of overdosing on the scintillating Jason Kidd-Joumana Kidd divorce, I felt urge to bring this report to you, courtesy of the Star Ledger:

Joumana Kidd planted tracking devices on her husband's cars and computers, used their 8-year-old son, T.J., to smuggle her husband's cell phone out of his locker during a home game and threatened to ruin him with phony domestic violence complaints, according to divorce papers filed yesterday by Nets star Jason Kidd.

As one blog has already mentioned - it's as if Jason Kidd were married to Albert Belle. How diabolical can one get?

On Dec. 27, she sat in the first row of a Nets home game and shouted "personal insults" at him throughout the game. During that same game, he alleges, she had their son, T.J., snatch his father's cell phone so she could investigate the names and numbers on it. He said she has called numbers on his cell phone and has demanded to know that person's relationship to her husband

Wow. Her jealousy knows no bounds. Almost wants to make us take back all of the nice things we've said about her in the past (she's hot, she's sexy, she's gorgeous, she's beyond beautiful, etc). Also from the Star-Ledger

One teammate, requesting anonymity, said Kidd returned from a road trip in late December to find his belongings on the front lawn.

Yup. That about does it. All taken back. Now that we're over Joumana, we can move on to more important things ... like how the Knicks are half a game out of first place!

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