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Ballad of the Bears Fan

Jan 16, 2007 – 7:15 PM
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Between Archibald MacLeish, John Neihardt, Carl Sandburg, and Harriet Monroe, Chicago has a long and storied history of producing some fantastic poetry. And now, add to that list... Dare Bear. And his dirtbike.


I think the dirtbike symbolizes the machine-like power and unyielding aggressiveness of the Bears defense; their powerful rage and their contempt for the conventional, staid, boring norms of the average NFL defense. Either that, or it's a guy that thought to himself, "HOLD ON, MAN, I'MMA GET MY DIRTBIKE IN THIS THING! YEE-HAW!" One of the two.

And here's the same thing, performed by more attractive, more female people, who should try it again wearing fewer clothes.

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