Who Stinks More? Bears and Colts May Both Lose The Super Bowl

After a careful and full five minutes of serious thought about the quality potential of this years Superbowl, I have come to one staggering conclusion.

There just may be two losers this year.

I've got a great idea, why doesn't the NFL just re-name this year's contest the Futility Bowl?

First you have the very charismatic Peyton Manning of the NFL's first family Mannings. I mean for all the hype and props these guys get every Sunday, you'd think they must have a good ten titles between them. But we all know under the pressure of the playoffs Peyton Manning sucks, Eli sucks and way back in the stone age Archie sucked before either of his boys learned how to swallow ... or choke.

There not say boo - they're saying Looo-ser.

Then of course there's Rex the Bear hex. This guy can be really on when he's on as the Rams found out that fateful day in their own crib. But when he throws a rod, he can exude funk like a ten foot break in a sewer line. How many games did he pilot back there with ratings under 40? Many I think. But the real question is how do you manage a 1.3 rating and a full-on 0.0 and still go to the Superbowl?

Wow.

Well, it should be entertaining if nothing else provided Rex doesn't get hung by any angry scared mobs patrolling Chicago's miracle-mile before miracle Sunday. And of course provided Peyton doesn't hurt himself tripping over his running back or cry because he broke a nail on one of his lineman's helmet. But don't expect too much out of a post-season Manning.

It's okay Peyton, just rub some dirt on it baby.

This opinion is expressed for the sole purpose of pissing off the masses and is enjoyed by me more than anyone else because I'm slightly unhinged and love making fun of people. Not to be taken seriously.

And yes I do realize I need Jesus.