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The FanHouse's Michael David Smith has previously pointed us to a saucy young number who's "auctioning off the opportunity to take her to the Super Bowl on eBay." Kinda weird, but she's cute so that makes up for it, I guess. This guy, however, takes the whole bartering thing to another level:
I will be willing to trade a lifetime membership to my stripclub in Lake Geneva, Wisconsin for 2 tix to the superbowl...need to know quickly...membership is worth $1,000 per year.Dude, think about what you're doing. You're going to trade a LIFETIME GOLD VIP MEMBERSHIP for two football tickets? Football's fleeting, but strippers ... that's forever, man.
Here's what you do: watch the game at the strip club ... with strippers. And if you want to really get the NFL experience, invite Cap'n Smoot. I think he's free.
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