The Top 10 Cheerleader Videos (of Last Year)
So here they are. A wide variety of bloopers, very good looking girls, and not so smart moves by some of them.
First, the honorable mentions. (There's never enough to do at work these days anyway. And you need something to watch while eating your lunch at your desk and looking busy.)
The Kelly Ripa video, the live video of the girl falling after being tossed into the air. Again, on live TV (With studio commentary afterward). and this one...juuuuuust outside the top 10...I mean just outside. The basketball being chucked the length of floor and drilling that poor girl in the melon. I'm sorry, I shouldn't laugh. But you try watching it, and not laughing...try...I double dog dare you.
And Now, The Top Ten
10. Un-luck of the Irish. Wouldn't normally put this in. But the arrogance of Notre Dame, their own BCS deal, their own network. Jimmy whatever his name is on NBC blabbing all day about the Irish is so pathetic, you love it when their stuffy, better than everyone else, entitlement is thrown back at them with, some bad karma.
9. The bathroom fight involving a Carolina Panther cheerleader. We all heard what happened later. Or if you didn't, you should ask around. Unbelievable.
8. Cheerleader on the phone during her routine. Yeah, she answers the phone, doesn't miss a beat or a step, talks on, can't shut up, keeps talking, and does the routine.
7. Here's one from Barlett High. As the setup says, the jokes write themselves. A guy interviews the cheerleaders, they didn't finish second last year, they were 'first runner-up'. Oh, okay. It's like Christopher Guest did it himself. Hysterical.
6. Meow. A little catfight between cheerleaders. Hmmm...Not sure what caused it. But this girl was like, I don't have to take that. And she's all, yes you do. So I said, nuh uh. And she goes, wayyyyy!!!!!
5. Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader tryouts. A lot of dancing, a lot of kicking, not a lot of discussion. God I love Country Music Television? What do they have to do with cheerleading? Apparently nothing, and who cares?
4. USC Song Girls cheering at the wrong time. TWICE. I thought only the football players got a pass for not being smart enough to get in school. Is there a 'Sweater SAT' or something? Hmm...actually that's not a bad idea.
3. Cheerleader tossed through a basketball hoop. Awesome accuracy. with a full flip. And check out how the girl grazes her head on the way through, but all the guys are so psyched that they fired her through the hoop, that they're all just congratulating each other...as my friend Eric says, Whooooo Doctor!!!!! (Yeah, it's probably a fake video. But what isn't fake on cheerleaders these days?)
2. Cheerleading Bloopers. Perfect for when your boss is kicking the emotional crap out of you.
1. The now infamous 'USC Song Girl' video. Did she really 'forget' to wear something under that skirt? Really? C'mon. Me thinks there's an exhibitionist hiding under that innocence.