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You know that commercial for NFLshop.com, where there's a Bears fan and a Vikings fan that live next to one another, and they keep trying to outdo one another ... they have team jerseys, couches, chairs, pets, etc. And eventually, the Vikings guy wins by unveiling a huge inflatable Viking in his front yard. Well, the Bears guy would have won if he had this lawnmower, which he could then start up, ride over to the inflatable Viking, put the blade down, mow his foot off, and destroy it forever. Instead, he just wusses out and concedes the argument ... and in the process, he probably cost the Bears the Super Bowl.
Rectify that guy's mistake, buy this thing, and destroy some of your neighbor's property with it. It's what Lovie Smith would want.
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