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"I almost broke that thing down. I almost started dancin' ... but I don't wanna show my celebration too early. Cuz I plan to take -- I plan to strip. I'm takin' it all off."And here's the video:
The good news for the NFL is that there's now at least one reason to watch the Pro Bowl. The bad news for the NFL is that that 38 second clip was more entertaining than all other Pro Bowls in history, combined.
Now, obviously, Chad Johnson won't be taking all of his clothes off at the Pro Bowl ... though I am wondering what would happen if he did. What if all his teammates left him alone, and he just stood there, calmly and slowly ... and started taking all of his clothes off.
How long would it be before NFL security figured out what he was doing? Would he get past the shoulder pads? Would he get to show everyone his ocho inches?
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