Keeping the Ladies in West Virginia Happy
The then #2-ranked UCLA Bruins lost in Morgantown on Saturday ... and at the time, it might have seemed like a bit of a bad loss. But when you watch this video, from Deadspin, via Bruins Nation, you'll understand why it happened.
Luc Richard Mbah a Moute, 3 points. Lorenzo Mata, 2 points. Russell Westbrook, 4 points. And why? Well, it's hard to concentrate when you've just had your masculinity eviscerated because the world's most dazzling object of masculine desire just unleashed a series of pelvic thrusts dripping with warm sex. I know that I feel like less of a man after watching that.
I think the pollsters should take that into account when ranking UCLA ... what team out there, hell, what man out there, wouldn't have been a little frazzled after seeing that?




