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Michael Jackson wanted front-row tickets to the NBA All-Star Game in Vegas so he could see, first-hand, just how "Bad" and "In the Closet" Vince Carter really is. (I kid, I kid.) Fortunately, though, the NBA is all out of 'em. A well-placed source says Wacko Jacko waited too long to call for tickets - the front-row seats had already been promised to Jack Nicholson, Christina Aguilera, Jay-Z, Diddy, Nelly and Adam Sandler. "The tickets he wants are not available at this time," said our insider.Thank. God. I was planning to watch this year's All-Star game on a friend's 42-inch television. The last thing I want to see with some nachos and a few beers in me is a high-definition close-up of that "thing" formerly known as his face. Ugh. Jacko almost makes Sam Cassell look hot. (Sorry, Mr. Hardaway.)
(Mad, mad respect: With Leather)
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