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To commemorate All-Star Saturday Night, Shoals, Mutoni and Skeets exchanged ideas and opinions in a chat room. The highlights are as follows:Shoals: Why will LeBron do the skills thing for the hell of it, but not dunk?
Mutoni: My theory: lose to a "nobody" in the dunk contest, and it looks awful. Sponsors and fans are unhappy. But lose in the meaningless skills thing, and the league is happy that you at least showed up. Win-win.
Shoals: Also, it's not clear who is supposed to have SKILLSLZ. We know who's supposed to be able to dunk.
Shoals: LeBron was "too cool," everyone already picked Wade.
Mutoni: I'm curious to see how seriously Bryant takes this.
Skeets: LeBron is blatantly mocking this Skills comp. I love it.
Shoals: They need to stop talking up Wade. And stop showing Bonds when Kobe's up.
Shoals: Bad association, too close to home, etc.
Mutoni: Sager gave Bonds a shoulder massage last night.
Shoals: Wade's wife has had so much work done it's not even funny.
Shoals: Remember her on draft night? She was totally girl next door.
Mutoni: She was homely. And I'm being kind.
Mutoni: Shaq is so corny.
Shoals: He must be a great dad.
Shoals: Kobe has kids who act like they're 30.
Mutoni: Dick looks mad serious.
Shoals: I like that the league actually did this.
Mutoni: He tapped Ernie on the ass. Highlight of the weekend!
Mutoni: Barkley's wearing bling. He's already lost.
Mutoni: I can't believe Bevetta dove. Wow. Athlete's pride.
Shoals: He's like the don of refs
Mutoni: Oh god. They kissed!
Shoals: That was totally at Hardaway.
Mutoni: Stern probably ordered it.
Skeets: How awesome/pathetically sad is it that the race was a million times better than the shooting stars and skills events?
Skeets: They need to hurry up and incorporate some one-one and/or horse in these Sat. night festivities ASAP.
Shoals: They should have a trick 3-point contest.
Skeets: Explain...
Shoals: I mean J.R. Smith-style three's
Skeets: Who do you think would win a four-point contest? My pick is Mo-Pete.
Shoals: Bron.
Mutoni: Damon Jones is going to hang himself if he doesn't at least make the finals.
Skeets: Dirk's shot stays in the air sooooo long. I just grew a beard on that money ball.
Shoals: Odds that this 3-point thing is more hype than the dunk contest?
Skeets: 4-1.
Mutoni: Yeah, it's weird. But i think the dunk off is going to be awesome. Green and Howard are going to open some eyes.
Mutoni: Are we ready for a world where Kapono beats both Dirk and Arenas? I say no.
Shoals: LEGENDS Skeets: KAP-DOG!
Mutoni: What the hell? When did Wade get a chance to get dressed up after the skills challenge? That was some Superman/ Clark Kent ish.
Skeets: I thought he was Flash ... now I'm confused.
Mutoni: Kapono is getting laid tonight!
Shoals: I think any NBA player can get laid tonight.
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