Via Deadspin, we learn today that the Dominic Rhodes DUI arrest just got a lot more bizarre. The Indianapolis Star reports, Trooper Ahmad I. Hafez ... said he clocked Rhodes at 82 mph in a 55-mph zone and watched the Colts player's GMC Yukon drive onto the shoulder briefly just after 3 a.m. Tuesday on northbound I-65 near 71st Street.After failing two field-sobriety tests, Rhodes told Hafez he had consumed two or three alcoholic drinks. While sitting in the police car's front seat, Rhodes urinated on himself, the report said.
I actually feel a little bit bad about laughing at Rhodes, since when you do something that embarrassing when you're just barely drunk (a 0.09 blood-alcohol level), it could indicate some kind of bladder problem. But I don't feel that bad because, you know, it's his own fault that he was driving drunk.
On the day of his arrest, Rhodes was announced as a member of the Big Country Athletic Hall of Fame in his native Abilene, Texas.




