Thierry Henry Will 'Throw You in the Pit' for Taking a Dive
That's right, on the mean streets of ... wherever this is: "Dribblers are kings; divers are thrown into the pits." Sounds good to me. Interestingly, Eric Cantona, the narrator for these commercials, pleaded for more soccer and less ridiculousness leading up to the 2006 World Cup. Unfortunately, diving is as much a part of the international game as traveling is a part of NBA basketball. It's dumb, fans hate it, but for some reason, it's tolerated. Kinda like Carrot Top ... but different.




