Brian Giles Really Likes Being Naked, and Corny Jokes

The fact that Brian Giles enjoys parading around the clubhouse naked should not be news to you -- PostmanE told you about his unorthodox clubhouse behavior a few weeks ago. But the Brian Giles legend continues to grow. The San Diego Union-Tribune informs us what tickles Brian:

"Hey Greg, I've got one for you," Brian Giles said to new Padres teammate Greg Maddux last month.
"Why was the mathematics book depressed?" Giles said.

"Because it had a lot of problems inside."

"Greg, here's another one. What kind of waves are the really small ones in the ocean?"

Pause.

"Micro waves."
Giles returned in about 30 seconds – naked – and said, "Greg, what kind of language does a porcupine use?
"Spine language."

Maddux said that the jokes being told by a buck-naked Giles is what makes him laugh -- which shouldn't be surprising considering Maddux pees on rookies. But sorry to break it to you, those cracks wouldn't make an elementary school kid laugh.

The good thing is that Brian's nudity and bad jokes helps maintain a loose atmosphere in the clubhouse. This will especially be important over the next few weeks considering the team's players union representative, Chris Young, thinks the union might be filing a grievance on behalf of utility man Todd Walker who will likely be released Tuesday. Walker had recently won his arbitration case against the club and was set to make more money than starter Marcus Giles.

Previously at FanHouse:
Marcus Giles Likes to Be on Top
Marcus and Brian Giles Sound Hilarious