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Chris Henry Keeps Fighting the Law; Law Still Comfortably Ahead

Mar 27, 2007 – 10:41 PM
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The three most recent things for which Chris Henry was cited don't seem like major incidents. At least two of them don't, the improper turn and the seat belt violation. I was guilty of both of those at least three times each today. However, you throw in the "driving with a suspended license" charge, and ... Chris Henry is an idiot.

Don't get me wrong, it's not like he went out and murdered someone (though I won't be shocked if that happens sometime next week). But you got arrested 4 times in 14 months, man. The cops are looking for you. Hire a driver. Call a motherflipping cab. Walk your ass to wherever you're going, just like you do on a Bengals play that's being run for someone else.

What is it going to take for Chris Henry to stop breaking the law? You could put him a straitjacket in an empty padded room, and lock him in there for 36 hours, and he'll still find a way to committ two or three felonies.

I don't know what's left for the Cincinnati police force to do. Maybe they should rent A Clockwork Orange and get some ideas from there.
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