Jose Canseco Could Not Get Any More Desperate

Some people know no lows, no shame. One such person, as if you didn't know, is Jose Canseco. But if you thought you had seen the worst from Jose after he tried to worm his way onto Dancing With The Stars, well, you've sorely underestimated this guy.

Somehow, Jose has angled for his own reality show, in which contestants compete for a day with him. Seriously. Read the press release, courtesy of MLB FanHouse homeboy Larry Brown at Larry Brown Sports:

A new television reality series starring Jose Canseco entitle, A DAY WITH JOSE, will begin production in Los Angeles at the end of April. Contestants will "pitch" their fantasy day ideas to a panel of judges, and 6 finalists will surprise Jose with their planned activities - and compete for the ultimate prize - Jose's 40/40 DIAMOND RING! ....

a pool of contestants, initially chosen from their on-line applications submitted to JoseCanseco.com, will appear before a panel of judges, and compete to become one of six finalists who will spend their fantasy day with Jose. They'll surprise Jose at his Los Angeles home, explain their planned day of activities as approved by the judges, and have Jose to themselves for the entire day. ....

At a later date, the six finalists will be re-assembled during one of Jose's now famous Hollywood pool parties, and a winner will be selected.

If you want to sign up for this show and compete ... sorry, but I'm not giving you the information. May God have mercy on your -- and Jose's -- souls.