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The Knicks Now Have a Spare Leg

Mar 29, 2007 – 3:16 AM
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A severed human leg washed up on the property of James Dolan, owner of the New York Knicks. Dolan fished the leg out of his waterfront property, examined it, and turned it over to Isiah Thomas, who immediately offered the leg a 7-year, $48 million deal. The leg is expected to start at power forward for the Knicks Friday night in Dallas.

ZING.

Actually, it wasn't Dolan who found it at all. A landscaper was working on his property when a bag washed up on the shoreline. The gentleman opened the bag (bad idea), and found the leg. I'm sure that smelled wonderful.

Police seem to think the leg is connected (not literally, of course) to a human torso that was discovered three weeks ago in a suitcase on a Westchester County beach. Earlier in the week, a fisherman found a right foot and a leg bone elsewhere.
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