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The Czech Republic soccer team recently lost to Germany 2-1 in a Euro 2008 qualifier, and ... you know, that sort of thing can depress you.But you know what can un-depress you? Whores. This is a fact that is not last on the Czech national soccer team. So after they lost to the Germans, they consoled themselves with six prostitutes in their hotel in a party that lasted until 5:30 a.m. Afterwards, they felt much, much better about things.
Of course, the Czech Football Association doesn't feel too good about it. They fined the players £25,000. I don't think they fined the whores.
They got the prostitutes into the party by telling team officials they were "autograph seekers," and who's to say that's a lie?
"Hey, I'll give you money for sex."
"How about you give me money and an autograph?"
"Deal."
See, there's no lying there. You give them money, they party and have sex with you. The only lie involved might be that her name really is "Champagne Candlesticks," but she seems like a sweet girl, and I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt.
Geez. You can't do anything these days without getting fined.
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