The Mayor of Cincinnati Can't Throw
It always seems like those who throw out the first pitch have a considerable amount of trouble.
Mark Mallory, mayor of Cincinnati, really takes the freakin' cake, though. He threw out the first pitch yesterday at Great American Ballpark with less than desirable results. If I was drunk, under the influence of an assortment of drugs and spun around in a circle for ten minutes before throwing, I think I could do a better job than this.
I would probably also barf my brains out, but that's an entirely different story.
Hat Tip: With Leather, Sports Unfiltered