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If you looked at the recent photos of Michael Jordan rubbing his manly parts up against young female partygoers, and those photos made you feel a slight twinge of sympathy for Michael's ex, Juanita Jordan ... worry no more. Juanita's doing OK.According to MediaTakeOut.com (which, I grant you, is as reliable as saying, "according to something that a hallucinating mime scribbled on the wall of a highway rest stop"), Juanita's seeing a man 15-years younger than she is. From MTO:
Word is that Juanita and new beau, a 29 year old investment banker from the Chicago branch of Credit Suisse, are getting pretty serious. Tells one of Juanita's pals, "he's really smart and really good looking - actually he looks a lot like a young Michael [Jordan]."I believe they have a word for this ... cougar, is it?
And the news just keeps getting better for the newly-single Juanita. When her divorce from Michael is finalized in the next few months, Juanita is slated to get close to $200 million in cash and assets.
Anyway, my hat's off to both Juanita, and the 29-year-old banker who's closing in on a piece of $200 million of shoe money. Well-played.
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