Roger Clemens Is Still Just Hanging Out, Man

From the "we already knew this but for some reason it's circulating around the Web today " file, comes word that Roger Clemens....still has not decided what he's going to do. Shocking, I know.

Anyways, it is May. And, after all, this is the month we are supposed to know who will come out as the winner of the Clemens sweepstakes. But, let's not forget, it's only the first day of May. Geez, we can't expect him to know now.

Randy Hendricks, the agent for free agent pitcher Roger Clemens, reiterated Monday the seven-time Cy Young Award winner plans to decide what he's going to do this year sometime in May.

But Hendricks said don't expect a decision Tuesday.

"That's for sure," he said.

Clemens will pitch for either the Astros, New York Yankees or Boston Red Sox in 2007 or retire, though it's unlikely he will hang it up.

At this point, with their floundering pitching staff, I'd expect the Yankees to make a huge play for the burly, old pitcher. But doesn't he want to go to a contender? If that's the case, the Red Sox would be his best bet at the moment.

Ah, how the plot thickens. Can we get this thing over already, please?

Previously At FanHouse:
Jason Giambi Has Been Texting Roger Clemens Like Crazy
Clemens: No Decision Until May
Roger Clemens Continues to Not Make Decisions