Baron Davis' beard obviously has a life, nay, universe of its own. The reason why he's playing like someone entered the cheat code for 'Playoffs: God Mode' has to be because of his majestic facial hair, and it's hard to think of another reason why. How else can you explain all that he's been able to do thus far? Must be the beard.
Which is why I've carefully dissected how The Beard gets its powers: it lives off the energy of the outside world, just like how Superman needs the sun (ah! another god-like metaphor!) and attracts all the positive energy/people possible. I can only dream of one day rocking such a powerful weapon *sigh*.
(Photos in above: Rocky Widner; Gareth Cattermole, Getty Images)
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