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For some news stories, the headline is enough. "O.J. Simpson thrown out of steakhouse" is certainly enough to make me chuckle. The Juice was looking to get into a steak the night before the Kentucky Derby, and the owner of the restaurant wasn't having it. "I didn't want to serve him because of my convictions of what he's done to those families," [steakhoue owner] Jeff Ruby said in a telephone interview Tuesday. "The way he continues to torture the lives of those families ... with his behavior, attitude and conduct."That is gangsta, Mr. Steakhouse Owner. My hat is off.
"I didn't want that experience in my restaurant," Ruby said, later adding that seeing Simpson get so much attention "makes me sick to my stomach."
He said he went to Simpson's table and said, "I'm not serving you." Ruby said when Simpson didn't respond, he repeated himself and left the room.
Although it would've been a little bit more awesome if he had gone up to O.J. and said, "I'll serve you a steak, sir, but I'm going to have a bus boy sit next to you and cut it up for you. We're just a little uncomfortable handing you a knife. You understand. Also, please don't make direct eye contact with any of the white women here. They're nervous around you."
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