Paris Hilton's Stickhandling Past

Paris Hilton never ceases to amaze me. Just when I thought she was just a celeb tart with a famous last name, she becomes our greatest adult cinema thespian since Jenna Jameson (or at least since Tera Patrick...you know, because I have this friend who watches...oh, forget it). Then came Paris the TV Star, Paris the Pop Star, Paris the Author and Paris the Corpse in the "House of Wax" remake. According to WENN - a little slice of tabloid heaven that provides roughly two thirds of every wacky morning DJ's celebrity news items - we can add yet another hidden talent to the list: Paris the Hockey Goddess. Via Actress Archives:

When asked in a recent interview what she would list as her top talents, Hilton replied, "Shopping, ice hockey and cooking."

Hilton says, "(I played) at high school in Connecticut at boarding school. I was on the ice hockey team"

"I don't know (what position I played). I would always move around, I wasn't just one position."

"I would always move around, I wasn't just one position?" That sound you hear is hundreds of late night talk show writers elbowing each other out of the way for the comedic lay-up of the year.

Paris's bio states she briefly attended the Canterbury School, a boarding school in Connecticut, during her junior year. According to the school's Web site, ice hockey is indeed one of the sports offered for students, so it's conceivable that Paris may have taken a few shots to the face while in boarding school. This revelation may finally explain her tryst last year with Colorado Avalanche goalie Jose Theodore. They obviously have a lot in common: Both of them have way too much money and stopped playing hockey years ago.