Predictably, Billy the Marlin Does Not Want to Go Fishing
Really? It didn't dawn on these guys that taking a Marlin fishing might be cruel? That's like showing Stompers your fine ivory collection or enrolling Raymond in a sexual harassment sensitivity course.
Honestly, I don't care if this is staged -- and sadly, it is -- this is almost as cool as randomly spotting the Atlanta Hawk riding a motorcycle down a sidewalk.
Almost.




