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There are people Americans root for. A.C. Slater. Steve, the security guard from "Jerry Springer." Bear Grylls. But above all, one man stands alone. His name is Sal Fasano. His moustache stands for freedom. And boy, do we love freedom in this here land. Back in April, the Blue Jays brought Fasano up from Triple-A Syracuse to fill in for injured catcher Gregg Zaun. But now, only a month and half later, Sal has been designated for assignment. In 10 days, Sal could be out of our collective baseball consciousness for good. Maybe he'll hook on with another team. Maybe.
We can only hope.
For a man that made our lives a little more complete, I salute you Sal Fasano. If things don't work out, you will surely be missed.
Seen at: The 700 Level, Drunk Jays Fans
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