
Consider this a programming note if nothing else:
ESPN is holding an
'interactive mock draft' with scouty
Chad Ford and pundity
Bill Simmons trading picks and barbs. And seriously, Ford is
murdering The Sports Guy. A sampling of Ford's comments following Simmons' plan for the Celtics:
You've lost it, haven't you? [...] The Celtics become a seventh or eighth seed in the East under your plan. Congrats. [...] They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. In this case, your trash is ... trash. [...] You're destroying the team you love Bill. Don't do it.
It's like Sean Salisbury and John Clayton, only with the geek fighting back and without the subliminal homoeroticism.