Professional athletes get the strangest injuries, especially big league pitchers. Jesus Colome is no exception: he's currently hospitalized with an infection ... in his right buttock. OK, maybe we shouldn't be laughing at an infection which leads to a hospital visit, but it's hard not to when it leads to Professional athletes tend to get the strangest injuries, especially big league pitchers. quotes like this:"It's a serious situation," [GM Jim] Bowden said. "We pray for his buttocks and his family."I really have to hand it to Jim Bowden. Most guys in his position would have settled for a general "we pray for his health," but that wasn't specific enough for him. Nope, that's the difference between him and most GMs; he's a details guy, someone who pays attention to the little things. And that's why his teams are always the class of
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