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The most universally beloved couple in the National Basketball Association -- Finals MVP Tony Parker and actress Eva Longoria -- officially tied the knot in Paris today.Matt Ufford of With Leather -- a huge Eva fan -- wishes the couple well much more eloquently than I ever could:
Spurs guard Tony Parker and shape-shifting demon Eva Longoria were married in a civil ceremony in Paris today, fulfilling Step 1 in Satan's plan to flip the gender roles in his remake of Rosemary's Baby.We are all deeply saddened this favorite storyline of ours from the last three years is finally coming to its end. Many thanks to ABC and ESPN for bringing us into Tony & Eva's lives for the past three years, distracting us from those boring Spurs games. But at least we have one more weekend of fun: The glitzy wedding is scheduled for tomorrow. Check out the gallery for an idea of which familiar faces will be in attendance.
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