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UPDATE: Hey... Brian Cook here. Yeah, this is totally fake. Gump 4 Heisman is a comedy blog. Our bad.We've heard Pete Carroll's ever-so-diplomatic response to LSU head coach Les Miles's diss of USC's scheduled opponents. Now we've got the all-important Snoop Dogg reaction.
The FanHouse standards & practices board won't let me publish it verbatim, but I'll do my best to sanitize it down to PG-13 levels, using the same approach my local TV affiliate used on their recent rebroadcast of Die Hard II:
"The SEC, we done played Arkansas last year Les, tore they ass up by 40 Les, they won your division last year, Les, bitch-ass motherfalcon."If you want to hear the two-drinks-before-9:30am Snoop's candid, unedited thoughts on Coach Miles, LSU, and his own beloved Trojans (you'll especially want to hear his thoughts on the ease with which USC racks up the Heismans), Gump 4 Heisman has the mp3 (WARNING: contains language that would make your mother, and for that matter, your motherfalcon, ashamed of you).
Previously on FanHouse:
Pete Carroll Responds to Les Miles
Les Miles Opens Mouth, Crazy Talk Billows Forth
Why New England Town Wants $286,000 Police 'Tank'
Congress Agrees On Payroll Tax Cut, Unemployment Extension
House Dems Walk Out Of Birth Control Hearing
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Pelosi Rips GOP Over Birth Control: I May Be "Moved To Explain Biology To My Colleagues"
Rahm Vows To Push For Gay Marriage In Illinois
Santorum Talks Economy, Knocks Bush On Bailout, Aligns Himself With Reagan
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House GOP Push Ahead With Plan To Update No Child Left Behind
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