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Jessica Biel Likes Sticking It To Yankees Fans

Jul 20, 2007 – 12:52 AM
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Just when I thought I couldn't possibly contain another ounce of love in my body for Jessica Biel -- and, folks, I've TiVo'ed that bit where she bends over in the commercial for I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry so much, it's permanently burnt into my TV screen -- I read this bit at Boston Dirt Dogs.

Apparently Jessica, a former Derek Jeter squeeze, once showed up in the House That Ruth Built wearing Red Sox gear, a story she recounted on Regis And Kelly:

"I didn't really understand the rivalry until I went to a game [at Yankee Stadium]...I went to Tufts so... and my friend told me I had to wear Red Sox gear... It was one of the best New York experiences of my life [being a Red Sox fan in Yankee Stadium] and I loved it. I had a hat, I had a Red Sox t-shirt, they knew who I was. It was pretty interesting."

What kind of man am I that the thought of Jessica Biel wearing a Red Sox jersey is actually more arousing than the thought of Jessica Biel wearing nothing. No kind of man at all, really.

I'm with Dirt Dogs -- somebody get this woman a nomination for President of Red Sox Nation!
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