With heavy hearts and tired souls, we bring you this haunting report from SLAM's Lang Whitaker: Drew Gooden's neckstache is dead. It was 10 months old.
I have it on very good authority that the ducktail is now gone, dead, deceased. I heard about it earlier today and then I confirmed it with the man himself.Gooden's ducktail is survived by Anderson Varejao's homoerotic Sideshow-fro. Donations to the Hypothermic Cerebellum Research Foundation are requested in lieu of flowers.