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R.I.P. Neckstache

Aug 14, 2007 – 6:51 PM
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With heavy hearts and tired souls, we bring you this haunting report from SLAM's Lang Whitaker: Drew Gooden's neckstache is dead. It was 10 months old.
I have it on very good authority that the ducktail is now gone, dead, deceased. I heard about it earlier today and then I confirmed it with the man himself.
Gooden's ducktail is survived by Anderson Varejao's homoerotic Sideshow-fro. Donations to the Hypothermic Cerebellum Research Foundation are requested in lieu of flowers.
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