Life's A Hustle When You're an Iowa Hawkeye
Oy. "Life's a hustle." This seems like a very bad idea when you are any sort of collegiate athlete, let alone one that plans to buy THOUSANDS OF HATS with an illegal credit card. Keep that on the DL, son.
The Hawkeye Compulsion has much, much more in the way of horribly unwise things to put on the internet.