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The Dugout is a feature at FanHouse that brings the lives of Major League Baseball players directly to you...sort of. The official chatroom of the MLB keeps you up to date with all the recent happenings of your favorite players both on the field and off.Late night Dugout today. Things have been pretty crazy on my end lately and we're still waiting on Jon and B's paperwork to be processed, so hogging the spotlight all week caught up to me. Tomorrow's will be more timely. DugScout's honor.
So Jay Gibbons met with a bunch of Bud Selig's minions yesterday. I've always wondered what kind of conversations arose during these meetings. Jason Giambi had one earlier this year as well as Rick Ankiel, so I'm sure this one was a lot less fun. What the hell does Jay Gibbons have to say? How 'bout them Yankees?
By the way, that's not actually Michael Weiner's picture here. No chance of me typing anything that close to "wiener" into an image search, sorry. The conversation picks up after the jump.
The Dugout
| **Online Host** Welcome to HGH Chat! | |
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RollAJay: Alright guys I don't know what this is all about but I don't think I'm the guy you're looki |
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RightSaidManfred: /smashes desk lamp |
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RightSaidManfred: SHUT. UP. |
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RollAJay: ...whoa |
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RightSaidManfred: This is all a big joke to you, huh kid? Injecting HGH, rubbing steroids onto your shoulders, maybe smoke a little dope. |
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RollAJay: Hey I'm no doper. |
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RightSaidManfred: /splits desk in half with axe /foams at mouth |
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RightSaidManfred: /waves axe wildly above head AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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RollAJay: Wow with that haircut you look exactly like Two-Face right now. |
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RightSaidManfred: ENOUGH. |
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RightSaidManfred: We'll see how tough you are when we bring in baseball's director of drug testing. Bow! |
| **Online Host** MikeWeiner has entered the chatroom | |
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RollAJay: PFFFT hahahaha are you serious pal |
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MikeWeiner: It's pronounced "whiner"! |
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RollAJay: I bet! What a loser! |
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RollAJay: Seriously how am I supposed to take you guys seriously now? Get this jerk out of here. |
| **Online Host** MikeWeiner has left the chatroom | |
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RollAJay: What a dummy. |
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RightSaidManfred: You're not getting off that easy, Gibbons. We caught you red handed with human growth hormone and that's going to cost you. Big time. |
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RollAJay: Oh yeah like what? |
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RightSaidManfred: /unfolds 10-year Oriole contract Did I ever ever tell you I went to art school? |
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RollAJay: ...wait what're you doing? |
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RightSaidManfred: How do you spell your name? Is it just as stupid as it sounds? /forges letter 'J' |
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RollAJay: NO PLEASE WAIT I'LL DO ANYTHING |
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RightSaidManfred: Excellent. |
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