Fanhouse Power Rankings: Dodge Dealers 400

1. Leave Jeff Gordon alone. He's the daddy of a precious little girl now. It's time for the gay rumors to cease. The flaming torch has officially been passed to Dale Earnhardt Jr.

2. Leave Jimmie Johnson alone. He just lost his pants.

3. Leave Mark Martin alone. He does not deserve beer cans thrown at him when he steps behind the wheel of the #8 car, especially if it's in Budweiser paint before the end of the year.

4. Leave Martin Truex Jr. alone. He's concentrating on sweeping.

5. Leave Tony Stewart alone. We love the pudge and the long, curly locks. How we coming on that back wax job, though?

6. Leave Kyle Busch alone. His team kicked him to the curb, his girlfriend stepped out on him and he's being forced to drive a car he hates. It's hard out there for a shrub.

7. Leave Greg Biffle alone. He's getting married next month. He needs his strength.

8. Leave Dale Earnhardt Jr. alone. He's AMP'd for next season. Now if we could only get him amped about the "good" country girl Grandma Martha's on the lookout for.
9. Leave Denny Hamlin alone. He can't help it--he graduated from the Kanye West School of Megalomania.
10. Leave Jeff Burton alone. I'm talking to you Nextel.

Long Shot. Leave Ryan Newman alone. He hasn't had a win in two years, but he's found victory lane here before (and I couldn't finish the Dodge Dealers 400 Power Rankings without including at least one Dodge).