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...as in sexytime game. Las chicas and all that. Not "any time Notre Dame takes the field" sort of world's worst game. Not Henton at right, btw.As Tom Fornelli mentioned this AM, this is possibly the most unbelievable arrest in the history of college football:
Antonio Henton, OSU's 3rd string quarterback, was arrested on a charge of soliciting a prostitute. I've seen nothing in the way of details beyond that he was arrested at 6th Ave. and High St.You are a quarterback at Ohio State who could sorta kinda be confused with Troy Smith if you squint real hard and adhere the "players can only be compared to people of their own race" principle, which everyone does. To pay for sex is like... whoah. Can we think of a pickup line that would fail?
I am a quarterback for the Buckeyes. SUCCESS
I'm Troy Smith! SUCCESS
I only turned the ball over like three times in the spring game. SUCCESS
It's all about supression. SUCCESS
Let me show you where Jim Tressel touched me. SUCCESS [He points to his heart, people! Awwww. Not a sexual molestation joke at all!]
I'm Stanley Jackson! FAIL
FAIL
FAIL
FAIL
Update: Charges dropped. Alas!
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