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Somebody needs to send a memo to whoever is doing PR for the Olsen twins that there's only so much bilge the public will continue to swill when it comes to antics of two Hollywood has-beens.Yesterday we were treated to the disturbing "news" that Ashley and 7-time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong were now an item after being spotted swapping spit at some Manhattan hot spot I'd never heard of. As MJD noted yesterday, Armstrong needs to be a little more careful about where he's seen these days and with whom. That's if it's actually true.
But now, just 24 hours later -- what an incredible coincidence!!! -- we're supposed to believe that the other available twin, Mary-Kate, is following in the footsteps of one of her former Full House co-stars by hooking up with New York Rangers bad boy Sean Avery.
Now, for all of this to be true, we'd have to believe that Avery and Armstrong -- and what a double date that would be -- had traded in Sheryl Crow and Elisha Cuthbert for the Olsen twins.
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Cuthbert and Avery Split Up
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