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Lou Holtz -- or "Holth" if you're being unkind -- has achieved something remarkable this football season, going from a universally loathed figure on a par with Mark May to everyone's slightly addled, slightly awesome distantly related uncle.
The turning point was in one of his quickly-infamous "pep talks" wherein he totally reconfigured your perceptions, man, by ripping up some newspaper and quickly reforming it into a whole once more. It was awesome. Really. Truly, this lisping elf reminscent of Granny Clampett was possessed of magical powers.
Yeah, well, don't you forget it, Mister:
Anyone wishing to become a supplicant can find him on the top of the highest peak in the Himalayas; bring him jugs of moonshine bearing the inscription "XXX" and ye shall be granted your answers.
(HT: Awful Announcing.)
Lou Holtz Is Psychic or Something
Nov 8, 2007 – 5:01 PM
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