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Ronaldo, 22, let slip his fondness for our traditional grub when he told a Portuguese mag: "I am fortunate to be able to dine in the best restaurants and have a glass of expensive wine, but there is also the English takeaway. I dated a girl from Manchester --
And by "dated," he means "humped like a wild puma."
"-- and she showed me that steak pies and chips are very good. But I have to be careful. The club do not want me to eat too much of this food because it would not be good for my game."
It might also be bad for his hair. Ronaldo made a bet with Man U manager Sir Alex Ferguson that he would score 20 goals in the Premier League this season or shave his head. So far, he only has four. He might get a few more with Wayne Rooney out for four weeks with an ankle injury, but not if he slows down. So what's more important, Crissy: the hair or the pies?
(H/T: The Offside)
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